Epigram for Wall Street - Edgar Allan Poe

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Evening Mirror (New York), January 23, 1845
Epigram for Wall Street
by Edgar Allan Poe

I'll tell you a plan for gaining wealth,
    Better than banking, trade or leases —
Take a bank note and fold it up,
    And then you will find your money in creases!
This wonderful plan, without danger or loss,
Keeps your cash in your hands, where nothing can trouble it;
And every time that you fold it across,
    'Tis as plain as the light of the day that you double it!

-The End-

[This humorous trifle was first attributed to Poe by Thomas Ollive Mabbott. In the Evening Mirror, it is introduced with the teaser, "This is decidedly one of the best jeux d'esprit we have met in a year. Who did it? — who?" There are distinct similarities in this presentation to one in the same paper from only a few months before for Poe's "The Literary Life of Thingum Bob." At this time, Poe was associated with the Evening Mirror as a sort of subeditor. There are certainly other examples of such humor in Poe's works, even in verse, and the attribution is generally accepted with only minor reservations.]